A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.
by Zapix March 26, 2004
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Get the assceptional mug.When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet
Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022
Get the Assept mug.Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.
assle around (variant spelling, assel around)
assle around (variant spelling, assel around)
We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.
Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009
Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009
by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009
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Get the Asslee mug.-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.
Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"
by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009
Get the asslee shitson mug.A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.
Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 13, 2008
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