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nassy assitude

When someone is in a mean mood
by DarOsb July 24, 2016
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Assitude

1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.
1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!
by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013
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Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012
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assious

pronoun - describes a living thing with a nice butt
Yo B, that girl is assious!
by Slicxey March 17, 2009
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assitude

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.
"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"
by meowfox of doom January 22, 2007
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Assitude

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.
Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.
by Carbomb December 18, 2010
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kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass
my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken
by krells June 2, 2008
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