Community Assistant

A Community Assistant (CA), otherwise known as a Resident Assistant (RA), is one of the most hardworking yet underpaid workers in state universities and colleges. Usually assigned to a particular wing or floor of a residence hall, CA's are responsible for maintaining their group of residents (usually first and second year students), doing endless paperwork, planning activities with a tiny budget, and enforcing residence hall policies. CA's are usually "on duty" with another CA every few days. Although many people dislike CA's and see them only as authority figures, good CA's care about their residents and want to help them. CA's put up with a lot of bullshit from programming requirements, drunk people, residents with behavioral and emotional problems, and the stress of balancing homework with the job. However, the CA position looks great on a resumé if you can survive it.

Community Assistants on duty

CA 1: Hey, are we on duty tonight?
CA 2: Yeah. I think someone is smoking weed on the 2nd floor. Looks like my homework isn't getting done tonight.

by College CA October 21, 2013

Asgusting

How an uneducated, generally sub-par IQ person pronounces the word disgusting.

Those fried twinkies were asgusting!

by B166ER June 18, 2011

assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"

Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager

by mohantypower August 6, 2014

Assfishing

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

Resident Assistant

One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.

Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!

by An R.A. June 28, 2008

assistant coach

A bootlegged Coach bag.

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!

by Delores Santana December 28, 2005