Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

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Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

Assmosis by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

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Assiosis • Assmosis • ASSINOSIS • assitosis • assisistic • Assissist • Assnosis • Reverse Assmosis

Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

Assmosis by co09 April 19, 2006

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Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

Assitosis by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012