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Aasif

Aasif is cool,handsome,timid,caring and loving. He is a sweet boy. The ideal man many girls will look for. His smile is so bright that it captures many hearts. He is a real gem.
by 567Unknown January 4, 2018
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Assify

adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying
He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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assfire

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.
That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.
by sparkletwist August 28, 2006
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To Asif it

When you have a friend that always says he is going to show up, but then never actually does
‘Oh, he says he is going to come? He is definitely going to Asif it’
by Chaner June 10, 2018
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Asifa

A small girl for her age but is super nice and cute. She is innocent and would never try to hurt anyone. She is outgoing and funny . She doesn't like to be alone and will always be their for you. You are lucky to have a an Asifa.
That girl is just like an Asifa.
by was up world November 17, 2016
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Assfishing

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.
Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.
by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019
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Assflames

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.
I only have one thing to say...assflames.
by zombiexkay June 30, 2011
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