asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

pawsonal assistant

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

asshattery

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

by mrshert September 8, 2011

AssHat

A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.

If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!

by Reno/flex February 21, 2015

assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

Asshat

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.

Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.

by Chaos company July 16, 2014