assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

by Brash December 13, 2008

assholerance

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Assholery

This is the word used to describe the act of being an asshole

That is pure assholery

by Darkness_Has_A_Scribe August 8, 2015

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

asshaberdashery

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

by ntext.net August 23, 2006