asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by asshater September 11, 2008

asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

by Urbepedia April 15, 2010

asshat

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

by Dervish April 14, 2006

Asshat

To have ones hat on ones ass. The ass is not the most common area to place ones hat. Hence the implication that to have ones hat on ones ass is just plain stupid. Often used when drunk to refer to someone who has just broken a pinki promise.

"You sir are an asshat" "Tom come back here, quit being an asshat" "I'm sorry I was an asshat"

by Kurt (biscuits) Russell December 9, 2014

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012