asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

by Brash December 13, 2008

asshatty

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."

Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.

by hotdanman March 6, 2010