asstreasure

an item of value you find in an unlikely place

I just found a penny in this dog shit, what an ass treasure!

by NickJ June 25, 2005

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

by MP February 28, 2003

ass grease

It's the sweat you get in the crack of your ass when your roasting your balls off.

Boy OH BOY!! It sure is hot as hell in here today,PATTY.I have got some serious ASS GREASE goin on.PEGGY laughs,and says WHAT THE HELL are you talking about? ASS GREASE MOMMA ,ass grease,then after some explaining she agrees,it is as HOT AS HELL.(TRUE),(TRUE)

by Empire @#@%<04> April 17, 2004

Assgree

Agreeing with a known asshole. Especially when they are in the act of being an asshole.

Maybe John shouldn't have smacked Sally, but she did throw a plate at him. I can't help but to assgree with John.

by King_Shit November 13, 2012

asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

Chicken Shit Ass Grease

Fried Chicken

My god, I can eat Chicken Shit Ass Grease in Peace

by Foxtrot86xd February 27, 2021