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sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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assfire

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.
That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.
by sparkletwist August 28, 2006
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Assfrin

The art of taking someone elses nasal spray and anally inserting it for the next poor soul with a stuffed nose
Dave: I just stuck Tre's nasal spray in my ass
Jake: Aww dude Assfrin, that's gross
Tre: Why does my nasal spray smell like Daves Ass?
by Superdave22 December 17, 2010
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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
Look at that assface
by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003
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Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.
Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.
by OFortVny January 11, 2010
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