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asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.
Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.
by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006
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Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.
"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."
by BigChedda July 11, 2014
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Assumer

When an individual tends to take on a certain form,attribute or aspect of things very quickly and abruptly;when he/she might think one thing just because you might have said another thing about that subject
Gosh billy was such an assumer yesterday when I texted him,he wanted to go to the movies but I told him I wanted to go with Sandra instead because it would've been fun,then he thought I was saying he wasn't fun?! Like c'mon billy.
by Ya know it August 24, 2016
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assnumbers

Numbers made up for a particular example that have no meaning beyond being placeholders for the given example. That is, numbers which have been pulled "out of your ass".
"This example shows how the cache lines are organized, but all these addresses are assnumbers."
by Mr Punch December 18, 2008
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Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.
Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.
by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017
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Assumer

A person who assumes
Oh you're gonna assume now you assumer?
by RetardedRuby April 24, 2022
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Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors
I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.
by GJeezz May 25, 2022
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