assdick

Contraction or shorthand for the more common phrase, "dicking (someone) up the ass." Anal sex, male or female. Can be used as a noun or a verb, see below.
"Did anyone here assdick last night?" "How many guys did you assdick last weekend, Fred?"

Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."
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assdick

damn dude he was being a assdick
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assdick

A scarcely documented and extremely rare medical condition in which the afflicted actually suffers from a dick hanging out of his or her ass.
Ross was born with such an enormous assdick that it looks like he is always wearing a diaper with ten pounds of doo doo in it.
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assdick

Anal sex, male-to-male or male-to-female. Usually used more in gay company than not. noun or verb, depending.
There were so many cute guys at that new gay bar, I could have assdicked six of them, if I wanted to" "I saw you pick up that cute guy at the bar last night, did you take him home and assdick him?
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assdick

a guy with no ass or dick
Lewis chappel has no ass nor dick hes an assdick has to use a magnifing glass to wank !
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assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.
Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.
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assdick shove

//esdik shav// when you shove an cock up someones ass in public
I LOVE ASSDICK SHOVE!!!

-Bruno Powroznik
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