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mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
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Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.
"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
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mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.
It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.
by firex September 15, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.
"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"
by Saucy September 2, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.
Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.
by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003
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