asscock

A penis-like member protruding from the base of the tailbone. Usually results from having a lot of sand in your vagina.

Andrew Bradford Hart is extremely self-conscious about his asscock. Shouldn't have eaten so many bagels, Drew!

by Captain Ace December 28, 2005

asscock

voice recognition shortcut for darren

"call asscock"

by bosco January 27, 2004

asscock

A slang term for a dick in another person's anus.

Your asscock smells like shit.

by asscock March 2, 2005

asscock

weiner of a donkey that is sucked upon

i like to chug much asscock

by blake davis December 17, 2004

asscock

A prolapsed anus used sexually.

"Guess what? I was butt-porkin' this fattie and when I pulled out, there it was! A big, delicious asscock, glistening in the moonlight! Needless to say, I was all over that shit!"

by Franklin Council on Sexual Deviance 2 December 13, 2008

Asscock

A word referring to when someone wants to insult another person; replacement word for bitch, asshole, nigger, trick, and other types of insulting words.

Jacob: "Dude. I went to the beach and i have this damn sunburn... It hurts when i touch it."

*Jacob's friend Chris slaps him on the back*

Jacob: "AWH, YOU FUCKING ASSCOCK!"

by Good 'Ol Mrs. Hermaphrodite May 3, 2010

asscocking bitch roach

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.

"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

by My handles up your mom's ass October 24, 2018