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Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!
by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023
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White asscheeks

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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asscheeks

The two fleshy sides of the buttocks
Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005
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asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010
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Sour Asscheeks

Sour asscheeks is a term meaning someone is grumpy and grouchy.

Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!
by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009
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asschink

the definition of chink defines it as "a tiny hole or crack, usually in a wall", therefore, the word asschink is actually the equivalent of the word asshole, asshole=asschink.
P1: "Hey, i just got laid, by ur girlfriend!"
P2: "you f**kin asschink, get back here!"
by JMAN Bluebird November 6, 2006
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Asscheeks

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.
Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
by LouSassle March 6, 2020
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