asscake

Ass + Cake
one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake.

Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.
Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy.
MrT: Asscake

MrT: I hate Bush
Sunshit: Asscake

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up?
MrT: Asscake
by mrT July 28, 2003
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asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake
by friendlyostalker November 28, 2006
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asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.
Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!
by George-A October 28, 2007
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Asscake

Dayum she has sum nice asscakes
by Asscakes.com June 20, 2017
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ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes
Damn, she has some big asscakes
by MILLY BAYS September 23, 2014
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