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Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE
"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"
by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009
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Asscake

Dayum she has sum nice asscakes
by Asscakes.com June 19, 2017
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asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.
Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!
by George-A January 5, 2009
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assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
by mattalianna April 8, 2017
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Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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asscave

asscave was the original image of a woman's gaping asshole, scattered with nearly a dozen clitoral piercings, while her rosey red fingernail polish shined brightly on her hands that were spreading her ass. this legendary image was found years before goatse images started even appearing. a quick google image search for this name should produce results.
that's a disgusting picture, is it goatse? no it's asscave.
by grindking September 26, 2007
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New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
by firecraker098 December 30, 2009
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