asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

assain

Some stupid person that can't spell assassin.

"Where's the assassin?"
"You mean the assain?"
"Chris, you idiot!"

by Jacke Bennifer July 24, 2017

asscinating

when you can't stop staring at that booty

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment

by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

Asscano

When someone has explosive poops.

I became an asscano after eating those burritos.

by Volcanicpoops June 14, 2018

Assain

Refers to a person with sexual tendencies.

Person 1: Look! His username is 'NikeAssainCreed', he's either a sexual assain Nike lover or just doesn't know how to spell 'Assassin'!
Person 2: Ok

by Mr.Roblox November 9, 2019

flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013