Ass Cheese

When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.

"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."

by Dangermilk September 2, 2009

ass cheese

the hot musky sweaty and maybe a little shitty residue left on the asshole after going toilet and not wiping very well which gives off a strong smell and can be very tasty

i spread her ass cheeks apart and rubbed her asshole and could smell her sweaty musky shitty ass cheese on her asshole that wasn't very clean and i licked it

by anom123 July 18, 2006

ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

by Mark December 21, 2004

Ass Cheese

Someone who is bad at everything but always tries to ruin the day of others. Basically a Sell-Out, but 10 times worse.

"Minning screwed up at Volleyball so he kicked the volleyball over the school fence. He is such an Ass Cheese."

by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 26, 2021

Ass Cheese

Dick cheese is what forms when you nut in someones ass, then insert a butt plug. Do this multiple times and the cum will start to ferment into dick cheese.

Damn man, her Ass Cheese tasted hella good last night.

by SenpaiYasuo May 16, 2018

Ass cheese

the nasty "extras" that are left behind when one doesn't wipe properly.

Bob moons group of people....
People: Ew what is on your ass!!!
Bob: nothing...
Dancing leprechan in corner: OMG IT"S ASS CHEESE!
People: YOU NASTY!

by Moople December 22, 2008

Ass Cheese

The act of cumming inside her, letting it set for a minute, then sticking your dick back in and moving it around to curdle it. The result of what she shits out is Ass Cheese.

Anna: "Whats this coming out of me?!?"
John: "Oh that chunky stuff, that's Ass Cheese."

by SirSticksAlot August 23, 2016