This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.
The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.
by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010
Get the makes my ass hurtmug. A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020
Get the Why does my ass hurt?mug. Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness
Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011
Get the Hurt ass facemug. by Ðj wåñnâbë December 28, 2004
Get the hurt ass piecemug. a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos
miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.
by thompson-coleman July 21, 2007
Get the hurt ass unitmug. Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.
by Goto1134 March 2, 2021
Get the Ass hurtmug.