Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020

ass trumped

Wrecking your boyfriend’s shit socket with your unusually small hands after painting yourself orange and donning a cheap blonde wig.

Ryan wanted to do something special for Robbie’s birthday. They had already tried most other deviant sexual variations and were, quite frankly, bored with the normal pee pee touching and butt stuff. Ryan decided to combine two things that Robbie loves most...Trump and manual anal stimulation. Robbie was well experienced butt had never been Ass Trumped before. He screamed “best birthday ever!”

by El Conquistador December 19, 2019

ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).

Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

Asstrumption

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion

Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.

by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016