Ass Hat

A tattoo drawn right over (usually a woman's) ass crack, on the small of the back, by the tailbone.

Hey, I like your art, especially the Celtic knot ass hat.

by Big Bun May 14, 2005

Ass Hat

a person who is so insanely stupid that they could wear their ass for a hat and not be questioned for it.

Hey bro look at that kid with the Yu-Gi-Oh backpack, he's such an Ass Hat.

by The Asshat man November 18, 2010

Ass Hat

The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.

Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!

by ChangWang June 14, 2003

Ass Hat

A person who is being a complete asshole. A word used by us weirdos!

"You are such an Ass Hat"

by [[(Rawrr!)]] March 13, 2010

Ass Hat

Someone who annoys me to the extent that, given the opportunity, I would beat him into such a deformed state that he'd be wearing his ass as a hat.

The people I deal with daily.

by Trunks November 20, 2003

Ass Hat

A real Wanker. Someone that is both unintelligent and lacks proper social niceties.

That guy is not just a douch, he is a total ass hat.

by Chris Hitchcock November 28, 2006

Ass Hat

A person who's head is firmly planted up their own ass. And is most likely very stubborn and ignorant.

That teacher was such a cluless ass hat.

by Phreshie November 12, 2009