Apple Ass

The condition of having a dry, shit-encrusted asshole, resulting from being distracted with an iPhone or iPad on the toilet for so long, that the shit around your asshole dries before you wipe it.

"I sent so many texts on the shitter that I got Apple Ass again."

"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."

by gregorator November 13, 2011

Stinky apple ass

When someone has a nice day ass but it's smells really bad

Danm she has a stinky apple ass it looks so good but smells so bad

by #best definitions September 28, 2020

insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

Apple Bottom Ass

All my real niggas know what it is. A bitch with a perfectly big oll' ASS

Look at that apple bottom ass

by Shank from the SOUTH November 11, 2006

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

Assapple

A prolapsed anus.

That lady is showing her assapple like it's something to be proud of.

by Burtimus G December 5, 2021