Asparagussy

Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.

Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.

Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.

by AM-VA August 30, 2023

aspara-gas

The strong urinary odor that occurs after eating asparagas.

She never cared for asparagas and particularly disliked the inevitable aspara-gas that came even after eating a tiny bite.

by 1111LP July 12, 2009

aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

asparagi

Multiple asparagus, asparagi!

Larry! Price check on asparagi!

by Forty-Seven Percent September 22, 2015

Asperger's Syndrome

A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.

Albert Einstein is hypothesised to have had Asperger's Syndrome.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Niggas With Asparagus

The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.

Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.

by Salad John July 21, 2016