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Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.
by πππππ October 3, 2011
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Armanitis

When you get so sick you have sex with your cat. Or mom
Armanitis is a bad diesease
by Arman is a crap May 28, 2016
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Asandiswa Samka

Is a woman of Wisdom, courage, strength, compassion & creativity. Go forth, then, with the fire of CONFIDENCE her heart. Kindle with care, & never let her brillant flame go out!
Wow, She reminds me of Asandiswa Samka
by TeeMiso September 14, 2019
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Asianidus B!

Adjective - When one self is half Asian AND half black and is active in a skateboarding community.
YO look at that kid he is Asianidus B!
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Assanitis

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.
Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!
by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011
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Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic
Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis
by Tito. November 23, 2021
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