ashish

A guy who easily falls in love with every girl he sees

Don't be a Ashish, You already have a girlfriend.

by Pompomking123123123 January 18, 2018

Ashishing

The act of silently sitting in a call while eavesdropping on others. They contribute nothing to the conversation except for occasional laughs or comments. Those who ashish typically are characterized as lacking in female companionship.

"Bro why is this guy always ashishing while we're in call with him?"
"Idk, he's kinda weird"

by Pete281234 January 23, 2021

Mallu ashish

the type of guy who is really smart but also a huge asshole. he'll pretend to love you and act like ur his everything but he'll have a sneaky link. plays with ur emotions and always has a reason and explanation for everything. has a lot of hyperpigmentation and his sibling looks better than him. also he's just a dick

Your dating Mallu Ashish ?! girl thats the dumbest thing u can do

by glen lit September 16, 2022

Ashish

Ashish is somone who is often innocent. He is someone cute. Ashish's usually have big butts and long dicks. They fall in and out if love easily. It's not a tough job to make them cry, they are overthinkers and sensitive.

Aww, Ashish you're so cute.

by Leo_libra_ah November 25, 2021

ashish

A person who smokes smokes "hashish" also known as marijuana
Sometimes also used in a denigrating context
A neologism coined on the east indian subcontinent
See Also: bizzle beezy

He used to be intelligent, but now he's ashish.

by gaudada July 22, 2006

Ashish

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by 9509419989 April 1, 2021

ashis

An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.

Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.

Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.

by eskaycee January 22, 2011