Ashed up

To have your loved ones ashes use in the tattoo ink.

Ace -"on my way to get ashed up"
Earline - "ashed up whats that?"
Ace -"my memaw died last week, i got her ashes that im about to get tatted on my arm.. im not get tatted up, im getting ashed up"

"When I die, I want to get ashed up"

Tanner - "I got ashed up, do you wanna see?"
Lamont - "Did you really get a butterfly with your grandmas ashes on your ass?"

by Scattered_Discourse July 3, 2020

kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

by chscobblestone February 27, 2014

a shed

Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park

Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

A shed-full

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of something.

"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."

"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

Ashed

The slang term for a sexual act where one stimulates the anus with a thumb during copulation. This move is usual performed in a clockwise motion.

"I Ashed her ass real good?"

by Albert Bino March 23, 2008

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004