The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
"AshKetchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*
The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.
The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!
Misty: Hey, Ash Ketchum! What pokémon did you catch?
Ash: It's a chikorita!!
A pokemon trainer destined for greatness. Most people complain that no pokemon trainer is that lucky, but it is not his luck that gets him victories, it's the way he treats his pokemon, which most trainers fail to realize. Ash Ketchum has skill and can handle the roughest of situations.