-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.

-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.

Asian Persuasion by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012

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asian persuasion

A vietnamese and half japanese token asian girls just trying to stay alive by all means possible.

Some believe they may be EVIL. There is no scientific proof for these assumptions.

Somedays they can be seen in their other identities: a hamster and a bird.

They tend to love opening the mind, smoke a DEATH amount of stoges, and discuss different conspiracy theories.

ap-we got 5 on it!
others- oh nice!
ap- oh I think we lost it... oh man.... this sucks.
others- oh no dudes its all good.
ap- sweet, we got you some other time though
others- fo sho fo sho
ap- eeheheheheeeee.... asian persuasion.

asian persuasion by purplebird27 January 15, 2008

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Asian persuasion

Someone who has a small tootsie roll

Nice on Nainggolan ya asian persuasion

Asian persuasion by BenJJarvis February 21, 2017

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asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill

bro your music is asian persuasion like

asian persuasion by asian man with rice January 9, 2022

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