As if 

Like when uttering disbelief at something that happened.

Usually said by crazy people, who imprint it onto the minds of those less fortunate

e.g
Beth-checks out Not very fit guy
Rosie- "as if you just checked out that guy, LOL"
Beth- "one day im going to start saying as if"

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Beth- "As if sir just made fun of us"
Rosie- "aha i know"
Beth-"holy shit, i said as if"

As if by Bjos July 1, 2008

As If 

2 words that a 7 year old boy in 1995 (i.e. me) DID NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM AN OLDER GIRL'S MOUTH!!!

ohhh, i hear it now. get me the shotgun

As If by KK December 30, 2004

as if 

as if is what ur mom says when ur born qurkless and whant to get into ua

me-mom i whant to be a hero
mom-as if

as if by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 9, 2020

As if 

I seriously doubt it.

You know how lottery winners constantly claim that it won't impact their lives? Yes, as if!

As if by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

as if 

I very much doubt it.

"You know how lottery winners always say it won't change their lives? Yeah, as if!"

as if by Arminkshipper August 8, 2024

As if 

I very much doubt it.

"You know how lottery winners always say it won't change their lives? Yeah, as if!"

As if by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025

As if! 

An Iconic saying you say mid sentence

Hey did you- AS IF! anyway as I was saying

As if! by cwallingallbwabz February 28, 2021