Definitions by Bjos

As if 

Like when uttering disbelief at something that happened.

Usually said by crazy people, who imprint it onto the minds of those less fortunate

e.g
Beth-checks out Not very fit guy
Rosie- "as if you just checked out that guy, LOL"
Beth- "one day im going to start saying as if"

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Beth- "As if sir just made fun of us"
Rosie- "aha i know"
Beth-"holy shit, i said as if"

As if by Bjos July 1, 2008