Unsolicited advice

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.

Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

by RealBitch12341234 May 31, 2018

article 13

the worst thing on earth to happen in europe

I feel bad for those in Europe because of Article 13.

by gocommitnotfeelingsogood February 2, 2019

Artichini

Early Italian-American slang used in replacement for the American B-Word. Mostly outdated now.

“SHUT UP YOU STUPID ARTICHINI”
“PURRRRR ARTICHINI”

by Helen Broth June 10, 2022

Article 13

The result when all the politicians are 50+ years old and decide how to control the internet

Politician: HEY IM RETARDED, LETS FUCK UP THE INTERNET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LET'S CALL IT ARTICLE 13

by TMUhater99 April 17, 2019

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

A famous YouTuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. He is more commonly known by his stage name, PewDiePie. He is dating another YouTuber by the name of Marzia Bisognin, whose stage name is CutiePie. They will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, Marzia did ask Felix not to propose until she was 23. As her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that Felix is going to propose to her. However, in a recent video, Felix and Marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are "still young adults". Felix is most commonly known for his "Amnesia" series and his "Happy Wheels" series. He describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. Felix has two pugs, one named Maya (nicknamed Puga-Chan) and the other named Edgar Allan Pug (a pun on Edgar Allan Poe). Felix was born on the twenty fourth of October, 1989 in Gothenburg, Sweden to Johanna and Ulf Kjellberg. When he originally registered on YouTube, his username was "PewDie", representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. When he forgot his password, He reregistered under the Pseudonym of "PewDiePie and continued his work. Before he was registered as an official YouRube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his YouTube videos and his move to Italy to be with his girlfriend. The media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million U.S.

OMG! I want Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg to have my children!

by Anal_Pseudonym August 16, 2015

Advicenator

A person, usually a teenager, who uses the Advicenators website to give and/or receive advice about everyday life.

"I'm an advicenator because I made an advice column on advicenators.com today so that I could ask a question about my love life."

by Advicenator April 10, 2008

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015