Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Article 13

The death of YouTubers.

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person

by Alien Weed April 10, 2019

Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

Article 13

Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet

Oh, you thought them getting rid of Net Neutrality was bad? Just wait until they apply Article 13.

by Dubiks February 21, 2019

L'Artiste

1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.

2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.

1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?

2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"

Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Article 15

1. Also known as Alston 15.

2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons

3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard

4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.

attn troops... there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.

soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday

soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double

soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15

solder 2- ok man

couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank

by no-motivation August 2, 2011

article 13

Article 13 may refer to: Article 13 of the Constitution of Singapore, which prohibits banishment and guarantees freedom of movement. Article 13 of the proposed European Union Directive on Copyright in the Digital Single Market, which would expand legal liability for websites.

Article 13 will affect everyone!

by Fish 118676 November 26, 2018