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Artic Sled Dog 

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs
Artic Sled Dog by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

artic sneeze 

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.
Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.
artic sneeze by Schanzer April 24, 2017

Artic Stroke 

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.

artic snowcricket 

An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.
*fart sound*

"Dude, did you hear that Artic Snowcricket!?"

Argie Sarai 

The one and only, the interverted and depressed, Argie Sarai!! They really rather not make the first move in any social situation, but they do keep their best friend, Jace Roman Foster, in check. They have very flexible morals, they lie when they feel they should. Has a sort of "emo hipster" style going on, nobody's really sure what it is.
Will stick by you through thick and thin, to the point of being kinda clingy. Acts like they aren't sensitive, but when a trusted friend hurts them, it shatters them permanently.

(urban please publish this, it's a partner to another definition you posted. i know there's way more specific and personal things on this site. please please please!!! i will eternally be grateful)
Argie Sarai, for the last time, stop doing reckless stuff. Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
I, Argie Sarai, officially declare myself the best friend of Jace Roman Foster.
Argie Sarai by Argie S. November 28, 2018

artic straw 

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls
Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same
artic straw by Bills rv service August 3, 2019