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Arsenio Hall

-verb:

1) The act of an individual disturbing a public function serving both wine and cheese as per the Dave Chappelle episode. Acts include the individual asking function guests why they did not advise him/her how good the cheese was and/or slapping people while calling them "Chuck Woolery-looking motherfuckers".
Norman was indignant that he was not invited to his apartment complex's wine and cheese party. There was no choice but to 'Arsenio Hall' the event.
by Vilmetheus April 13, 2010
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Arsenijs Freimanis

they call him white chocolate AKA young sexy mother fucker
hey Arsenijs Freimanis
call me white chocolate
by Big Boi AJ 337, best in world November 17, 2020
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Arsenio Hall'd

1. to completely destroy or to win an event or activity.
2. to wave right arm towards forehead in a circular motion.
"I just Arsenio Hall'd that shit"
"The 1989 MTV Video Music Awards were Aresnio Hall'd out."
by Edward Long Jr. October 12, 2008
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arsenist

Denotes someone who verbally "lights a fire under people" to try and persuade them to give him some ass, either literally or figuratively (i.e., he may not literally ask for sexual favors, but he will request something "equally momentous" that far exceeds what he could reasonably expect under the circumstances). This intense and persistent pressuring could include attempted bribery, laying a guilt trip on the person, offering to forgive a debt/obligation that the potential provider owes him, refusing to provide much-needed assistance unless the person "submits his cheeks", etc.
Motorist who has slid into a ditch: I would rather pay a tow truck than call Harry for help --- he's such an awful arsenist!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
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Arsenius

Arsenius is the name of an incredibly smart and talented person who is extremely magical and whimsical and excels at everything they do. An Arsenius is kind, generous, humble and thoughtful, and is also extremely funny and always has a good joke to share.
Arsenius has a bit of a secret however, they are secretly an extremely powerful wizard who is probably thousands of years old. You can find them reading grimoires and practicing spells, or brewing potions over a bubbling cauldron. Arsenius most likely has a cat as a familiar, who will whisper strange, cryptic chants in your ears in you get close. If you find Arsenius out in the wild, they are going to be adorned with trinkets and treasures and you can always hear them coming because they will jingle like Christmas bells as they walk. Their robe will trail behind them elegantly, and their hat will droop mystically. Their staff will glow mysteriously, and their spectacles allow them to see people’s deepest secrets.
Never get on the bad side of an Arsenius. They will curse you and turn you into a little mouse to feed to their cat. However, their weakness is that Arsenius cannot ever be taller than 5 feet. Use this to your advantage if you ever find yourself in the disapproval of one.
Me: Hey, did you see that whimsical and magical looking person who walked by?
Friend: Yeah, that was Arsenius.
Me: Oh cool! I’ve always wanted to meet Arsenius
Friend: Just be careful to stay on their good side, or else they’ll turn you into a mouse and feed you to their cat
Me: Thanks for the heads up!
by Phil Angies November 20, 2023
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