Arse Biscuit

a really annoying person

do you have to be such an arse biscuit?

by Loren Burton November 7, 2003

Arse Biscuit

A variation of the term 'hemeroids'

A slang term for naming something as ugly

A term in place of 'Damn!'

"Look at my arse biscuits"

"You are an arse biscuit!"

"Aw.... ARSE BISCUTIS!"

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Arse Biscuit

Another name for a turd

by Freak January 19, 2003

Arse Biscuit

Can be used either as an expletive when something is amiss, or, in response to someone else's complaining conversance to yourself instead of using the phrase "hard luck" or perhaps more accurately in this case, "tough sh*t".

by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 9, 2004

Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.

Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.

by SuzyLL June 22, 2011

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004