Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

arse biscuit

a large chocolatey coloured poo that looks remarkable like a yummy biscuit

You should have seen the arse biscuit I just fed the toilet!

by J Nesbitt December 3, 2003

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

Arse Biscuit

a really annoying person

do you have to be such an arse biscuit?

by Loren Burton November 7, 2003

Arse Biscuit

A variation of the term 'hemeroids'

A slang term for naming something as ugly

A term in place of 'Damn!'

"Look at my arse biscuits"

"You are an arse biscuit!"

"Aw.... ARSE BISCUTIS!"

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Arse Biscuit

Another name for a turd

by Freak January 19, 2003

Arse Biscuit

Can be used either as an expletive when something is amiss, or, in response to someone else's complaining conversance to yourself instead of using the phrase "hard luck" or perhaps more accurately in this case, "tough sh*t".

by Purple Triangle March 13, 2003