Armstrong

Generated from the Lance Armstrong debacle, Armstrong is a byword for profusely lying, tricking, or covering up aspects of ones life. To misguide or swindle those around you into believing that you have achieved or completed certain acts. Can be used to describe a person or activity.

That sluts been stuffing her bra, what an Armstrong.

Dont Armstrong me, you gonna wingman for me or not?

by Jack Spade January 24, 2013

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A man who claims what does not belong to him, a thieving conniving man who will literally steal the ground right out from beneath your feet, who is also surprisingly not that strong

I was standing there and suddenly there was no ground below me, some dude armstronged me!!

by bitter whore June 28, 2010

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The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name

Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Enough said.

by monty4248 December 04, 2015

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(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.

"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."

by Bobby Ward August 15, 2006

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A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'

"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"

by Gadams February 19, 2009

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