Armadale Traino

a place where boongs hang out and mug people

oi johnno meet me at the armadale traino
nah dude i dont wanna get bashed

by zmtz August 4, 2011

baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.

James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.

by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017

Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

armadildo

a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.

That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.

by malibu biff August 15, 2008

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021

Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.

Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.

by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009