accidouchely

accidouche |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)|
noun
accidouchely |aksɪˈdɛouch(ə)li|
adverb

When you offer a black guy fried chicken
When you're accidentally a douche

by chance; inadvertently: his gun went off accidouchely | accidouchely knocked the vase over with a douche.

You dress to impress without realising you've inadvertently worn something inexcusably inappropriate - such an accidouche!

When you call her by her sisters name :L
Idiot: "ohh fuck I'm sorry it was an accidouche!"

by Pkenny April 4, 2017

Acrodouche

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017

aychouche

the most amazing and beautiful girl alive with the most beautiful eyes if you ever meet a girl called aychouche you are truly the luckiest man alive. she is an amazing and beautiful woman who is an amazing sister girlfriend wife sis in law ect she is just remarkable there is nothing that could describe her beauty

Omg is that aychouche shes perfect !

by Dadaaa November 23, 2021

ArkDouche

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.

Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!

by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

Lance Armdouche

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads

Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.

by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021