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Archaeologist 

Bones Gatherer.
People who go into the desert and scrape up bones.
Person 1: Oh did you see that archaeologist in the desert yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah he/they/she dug up some big bones.

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.
"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

Twitter Archaeologist 

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.
By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.
By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

naked archeologist 

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series
The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone