Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

richard armitage

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.

Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.

by 80s girl January 19, 2019

Arbitrarium

A museum of the arbitrary.

I want to open an arbitrarium and fill it with things like statues of people who have feet for hands, photographs of people on the beach who went there just because they felt like it, a diorama of a courthouse scene in which a judge is delivering a sentence based on his whim rather than on the facts of the case. A rock from my shoe. A dead squirrel. The letter M. An empty candy wrapper. The sound of silence!

by Ikhnaton Skypeople November 16, 2019

what arbitrary silliness

Bull Fucking Shit Respectively.

what arbitrary silliness

by Duskman June 7, 2010

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.

"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.

by JuicyChodeWeiner420 September 15, 2020

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Arbitrator

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.

Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.

by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017