Approximeter

Calipers (not a precise measuring device)

the eyecrometer won't do, get the approximeter.

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

approfitate

"to take advantage of" advantage

Created by Emmanuel and Elena, of Luxembourg fame.

You need to approfitate the opportunity to speak English in order to widen your vocabulary.

by Emmanuel & Elena September 30, 2004

Appriximately

Close to, but not quite actually resembling a prick.

He is appriximately small!

by vyper99 May 17, 2011

approximates

To come close to; be nearly the same as: This meat substitute approximates the real thing.
To bring near.
To bring together, as cut edges of tissue.

The approximate time of the show is.

by Javana Joseph October 26, 2003

approximately 27 sobbing horses

a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.

person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"

by dead horse named Steve May 4, 2020

Approximanology

The nearly complete study of inexact representations, that almost correctly identifies an Approximate Principal with in a set parameter.

Sniper(shooting a guy in the neck): not exactly the head, but still effective.

Drill Sgt.: It's an Approximanology!

by Shwiggs Kirths July 6, 2011

approximatively

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.

guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."

by Char H January 8, 2006