applemuck

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

applemare

Having s dream about your current foodservice job, if you work in corporate restaraunt (root: applebees) (movies: Waiting, Office Space)

I had a applemare last night, the frier was down and Tony called in sick!

by Locell May 22, 2006

applomb

composure; poise; sangfroid

He handled that difficult situation with applomb

by Lyle August 23, 2004

Cpt Appleman

Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.

Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!

Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.

Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us

by Nihilus April 4, 2021

applemming

Someone who needs to follow the crowd every time a new apple product comes out.

She stood with the crowd in line for 12 hours waiting for the new I whatever just like the applemming she was.

by celtic queen June 13, 2013

Applemare

Having a nightmare about your iPhone. Any bad situation caused by your iPhone. Embarrassment or shame brought on by your iPhone.

I feel like a complete idiot...since I bought my new phone, I've Had nothing but applemares and can hardly show my face in public!

by Terrysgurl May 24, 2014

Appleminer

An amazing artist and an even more amazing person they're so kind and thoughtful and one day will become the next Andy Warhol if they so desire

Have you seen appleminers are?

Yes I have she's so talented

by Mulkshake September 22, 2017