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Appletalk

A routable networking protocol that is of no practical use in the real world as we all use TCP/IP.

If you find a sad-o who owns an Apple product who has a little technical knowledge (as opposed to 99.9% of them who are victims of "Form over Function" even they won't be using Appletalk).

It uses CSMA/CA as opposed to CSMA/CD which is used by Ethernet, but aside from that it's a bit poo!
The only time I ever heard of Appletalk is when I was doing the nteworking course
by SapphireHo January 5, 2012
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Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.
Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.
by Applegasmer September 13, 2012
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Applesmash

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019
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Appletastic

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly
Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...
by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010
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applegasm

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.
Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.
by Vitamin December 13, 2008
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applespastic

(pronounced: apple spaz tick)

adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park.

synonyms - awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling
that pizza was applespastic!
by kuruteru March 8, 2009
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Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.
Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!
by noneyo June 5, 2017
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