A waitress or server at a restaurant that is likely to go home with you for a large tip; specifically one from Applebees.
Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
That bartender that Matt hooked up with was such an AppleHo, she went home with him just for leaving a large tip.
by Joel B. September 12, 2009
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Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.
Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.
Dillon: Bill Gates is a really smart guy.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.
by celeryjackfreak February 17, 2009
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Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.
Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.
Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.
Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
by Gicky May 3, 2010
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The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.
You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).
by irritant July 30, 2004
Get the appleprole mug.It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.
My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
by Nicnoc November 5, 2010
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John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.
Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
by Toll September 5, 2018
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by Zazzuu May 16, 2009
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