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AppleHo

A waitress or server at a restaurant that is likely to go home with you for a large tip; specifically one from Applebees.

Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
That bartender that Matt hooked up with was such an AppleHo, she went home with him just for leaving a large tip.
by Joel B. September 12, 2009
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Applewhore

An idiotic Mac fanboy/girl who, in a fit of hatred, seem to believe that Bill Gates' Windows programs are a ripoff of Apple's original design for graphical interface.

Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.
Dillon: Bill Gates is a really smart guy.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.
by celeryjackfreak February 17, 2009
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Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.
Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.
by Gicky May 3, 2010
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appleprole

A prole who works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.
You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).
by irritant July 30, 2004
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Aislehole

N. An asshole that blocks an aisle or any other passageway
It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.

My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
by Nicnoc November 5, 2010
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appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.
John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.
by Toll September 5, 2018
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apphole

A person who is constantly annoying other people with information and sound effects via iphone apps.
Judy is such an apphole now. She was much cooler before she got her iphone.
by Zazzuu May 16, 2009
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