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applephobia

Applephobia is the hatred of the multi-national company Apple Incorporated, its products and customers - that is, iPhones, iPads, Macintoshes etc. - sometimes leading to acts of violence and expressions of hostility. Applephobia is not confined to any one segment of society, and can be found in people from all walks of life. An Applephobe is someone who has Applephobia: the diametric opposite of an Apple Fanboy.
Louise from accounting was showing off her new iPhone 6 when Dennis from HR grabbed it, smashed it against a wall and kicked all her teeth out, he suffers from Applephobia really badly.
by Nick-N August 17, 2016
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Applewoods

A slang term used to identify and insult officers of the law.
Those punk ass Applewoods try to hem me up around P-Block but they couldn't pin me with nothin'
by Ayce Kaiden March 31, 2013
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Appleboo'ed

The state or condition of being extremely high and drunk simultaneously. Often results in black outs, forgotten conversations, idiotic actions, regretted hook ups, bad hangovers, awkward mornings, unexplained cuts and bruises, and a series of unrelated items in your pockets that you didn't have earlier.

Origin:

Appled - State of being high.

Boo'ed - State of being high.
Person A: Oh god, where am i? Whose pants are these? what the hell?

Person B: Dude you're at my house. Relax. We got dropped off last night at like 4.

Person A: What happened last night? I dont remember anything.

Person B: Man, you were so Appleboo'ed it wasnt funny. You had no idea what you were doing.

Person A: Well what did I do?

Person B: You hooked up with the walrus from last night first of all, you kicked your cat, streaked down the street, you also broke the bong, puked in the kitchen, and who knows what else. You ran outside and no one could find you for hours.

Person A: No way, there's absolutely no way.

Person B: No shit dude, you were so Appleboo'ed.
by B-Fife November 22, 2009
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AppleKnob

When a guy puts his penis so far down a girls throat that it looks like she has an Adams apple. This can be quite dangerous especially if you have a big knob (People with big knobs usually have the initials D.C and are often of Chinese & English parents)
Female: Fancy giving me an appleknob tonight?

Male: I'll give it to you now?

Female: Okay
by Danch0w November 28, 2012
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Appleyoopsy

It's a game with a group of friends who gather around in a circle and throw an apple high in the air. If the apple lands on your crotch you lose.
Did you hear about Fred? He was hospitalized a few days for playing too much appleyoopsy.
by Trinzik November 11, 2020
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Applebob

The act of a one sucking on the testicles of a male without making any contact with his dick. The giver engulfs the testicle and sucks on it almost like they're applebobbing.
Rulli"Man this girl Applebobbed me"

Wilky"Did she touch your dick"

Rulli"Yeah why?"

Wilky"Guess it doesn't count then"
by 512wilky512 October 19, 2016
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applebottom

Tiana got a nice applebottom
by Puppy March 25, 2004
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