Green Apple Quick Step

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.

Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.

by Keithrn October 7, 2009

Apple Qaeda

A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014

apple of your eye

The most important person or thing for somebody

someone that is very special to you is the apple of your eye.

by berrrnn November 25, 2014

apple juice song

The apple juice song is a short song by Why Don’t We’s Daniel Seavey, singing out his apple juice box

Limelight 1: I love the apple juice song
Limelight 2: Yeah ikr, Dani should release it

by 방탄소년단!bangtanwdwmendes October 7, 2018

Appledusk

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.

Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.

by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021

Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

sneaky apple

When a male inserts his adam's apple into a females anus and/or vagina.

"That bitch was eyeing my neck something fierce! I knew damn well she wanted a sneaky apple!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016