Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

stop applauding

to stop applauding at school

Teacher OK We will applaud 1,2,3 all applauding Me Shh stop applauding all freezing

by STOP APPLAUDING June 10, 2018

Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

applaud

verb

show approval or praise by clapping.

"the crowd whistled and applauded"

"Jill applauded the decision"

by Jim H. Stl. December 12, 2013

Round of applause

The act of giving many people chlamydia.

Dude#1: I heard she got the clap
Dude#2: better spread the word before she gives a round of applause

by AnonTheUncertain January 18, 2012

don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.

T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.

by Gertruide October 11, 2017

Pelican's Applause

This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.

Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.

by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006