apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.

girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.

by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010

Apologize

verb
1. It's when you accept the fact that you wronged someone, possibly made an irrational judgemental based on hearsay.

2. The act of harming others feelings unintentionally and not realizing the consequences that it may bring.

So, you apologize to the person/people that have had the displeasure to being subjected by the ill-behaved.

Trevor: " I apologize for being so harsh on you mate, I really didn't mean it. I may not be perfect but I assure you that I'm definitely not one who inflicts deliberate misconduct to cause emotional harm"
Sarj: "No worries bruh, we understand".

by Clinton & Efan Degoumois February 3, 2018

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008